The end. Based on a true story (bro).
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
— Earnest Hemmingway (via psych-facts)
Right, i was in the pub with my mates, i was drinking a White russian on the rocks, they were drinking beer my friend then turned to me and said ‘i have never had a White russian before’ so i said he could have some. He then proceeded to get a straw from the bar, i handed him my bev’ and he placed the straw in as he put his mouth over the straw he breathed in preemptively for the drink but instead the straw got sucked into the back of his throat which made him vomit nearly completely filling up my glass.
1/2 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot vodka
1 shot baileys
1 1/2 shots of cream
5 ice cubes
Kahlua and vodka placed in whiskey glass
Add five ice cubes
pour over the baileys and cream then serve with a cocktail straw
You had me at OFF.
I can’t say so
Naive, be so naive
You’re stashing money
There are rubies up your sleeve
I’m gonna teach you
You’re never gonna leave
I’m gonna make you understand
There’s nobody you can trust but me
I can’t hear you
You’re talking to yourself
And what you’re used to
It don’t work on no one else
— The Dead weather - I can’t hear you